S. Hwangerr

Emily Heston

I would reblog

but right now I am too angry

My psycho ex-girlfriend has been calling me over and over again

for the past FOUR days

she calls me every minute

tells me she will kill herself

tells me she will run away

well bitch

go ahead

ill be here laughing when you run back

because you forgot to wear shoes.

4 years ago
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ehess:

shwangsex:

ehess:

likemorgan:

shwangsex:

likemorgan:

(via mouthfullofgommy)
cute baby deer
cute baby deer
cute baby deer with his cute little face

cute baby deer
who i will hunt for later holding my beer
why do you run in fright cute little deer?
here have some of my beer.

hahahahah; and how long did it take you to come up with that!?

omg. don’t hurt cute baby deer :(

cute baby deer
who i wanted to hunt for with my beer
how the  fuck did you end up freezing baby deer
i told you, you should have drinken some of my beer
stupid fucking frozen baby deer
the end =)
and no it took me like five seconds lol

simon whang you’re such a disgrace, next time I see you- I’ll punch you in your face. you’re nothing but a baby animal abuser. you can’t get a girl, cause you’ll only use her… wait, you can’t even do that because you’re a cold hearted loser. so take your beer and stick it up your ass, leave the baby alone-he’s just munchin’ on the grass.
muwahahaha

emily heston you don’t even know how to spell
where do the errors start? can’t even begin to tell
punch me in the face i might start looking like you
hell i might even start spellin lyke yu too
sure i’m an animal abuser I make good jerky
but I feed the homeless and make them quite perky
steal from the rich and feed the poor
you ain’t go no game you fuckin whore
ill abuse your little deer all i want
what did you think would stop me?your little taunt?
my beers runnin through my veins and i don’t give a fuck
looks like this rap has left you shit out of luck

ehess:

shwangsex:

ehess:

likemorgan:

shwangsex:

likemorgan:

(via mouthfullofgommy)

cute baby deer

cute baby deer

cute baby deer with his cute little face

cute baby deer

who i will hunt for later holding my beer

why do you run in fright cute little deer?

here have some of my beer.

hahahahah; and how long did it take you to come up with that!?

omg. don’t hurt cute baby deer :(

cute baby deer

who i wanted to hunt for with my beer

how the  fuck did you end up freezing baby deer

i told you, you should have drinken some of my beer

stupid fucking frozen baby deer

the end =)

and no it took me like five seconds lol

simon whang you’re such a disgrace, next time I see you- I’ll punch you in your face. you’re nothing but a baby animal abuser. you can’t get a girl, cause you’ll only use her… wait, you can’t even do that because you’re a cold hearted loser. so take your beer and stick it up your ass, leave the baby alone-he’s just munchin’ on the grass.

muwahahaha

emily heston you don’t even know how to spell

where do the errors start? can’t even begin to tell

punch me in the face i might start looking like you

hell i might even start spellin lyke yu too

sure i’m an animal abuser I make good jerky

but I feed the homeless and make them quite perky

steal from the rich and feed the poor

you ain’t go no game you fuckin whore

ill abuse your little deer all i want

what did you think would stop me?your little taunt?

my beers runnin through my veins and i don’t give a fuck

looks like this rap has left you shit out of luck

4 years ago
Hello snow as you gently fall
Why is it that you cover the ground on my way to the mall?
Oh pretty snow you aren’t gentle at all
My tires slipped on you and took a great fall
Going up the exit ramp I wasn’t even going fast
Too bad the time to put on the brakes was already past.

Hello snow as you gently fall

Why is it that you cover the ground on my way to the mall?

Oh pretty snow you aren’t gentle at all

My tires slipped on you and took a great fall

Going up the exit ramp I wasn’t even going fast

Too bad the time to put on the brakes was already past.

4 years ago
51 notes
ehess:

likemorgan:

shwangsex:

likemorgan:

(via mouthfullofgommy)
cute baby deer
cute baby deer
cute baby deer with his cute little face

cute baby deer
who i will hunt for later holding my beer
why do you run in fright cute little deer?
here have some of my beer.

hahahahah; and how long did it take you to come up with that!?

omg. don’t hurt cute baby deer :(

cute baby deer
who i wanted to hunt for with my beer
how the  fuck did you end up freezing baby deer
i told you, you should have drinken some of my beer
stupid fucking frozen baby deer
the end =)
and no it took me like five seconds lol

ehess:

likemorgan:

shwangsex:

likemorgan:

(via mouthfullofgommy)

cute baby deer

cute baby deer

cute baby deer with his cute little face

cute baby deer

who i will hunt for later holding my beer

why do you run in fright cute little deer?

here have some of my beer.

hahahahah; and how long did it take you to come up with that!?

omg. don’t hurt cute baby deer :(

cute baby deer

who i wanted to hunt for with my beer

how the  fuck did you end up freezing baby deer

i told you, you should have drinken some of my beer

stupid fucking frozen baby deer

the end =)

and no it took me like five seconds lol

4 years ago
ehess:

likemorgan:

ehess:

likemorgan:

KITTY.

honestly morgan, I’m fed up with you copying everything I do on tumblr.  I know you saw the picture of me and my cat…unacceptable. Lyke, I knaw yew want yer tumblarity to go up an’ all but lyke, jockin all muh shit ain’t kewl.

WHOA. HESTER! looks like you wanna fightttt; im down-too bad i didnt get my cat taken away from me.

don’t go there girlfran…that’s a touchy subject :( it might not be able to cuddle with me in bed anymore but it’s only two houses down.. I’m still plotting my b&e to get him back :( VICTORY WILL BE MINE ONCE AGAIN!
cats are yummy to eat.mmmmm.

ehess:

likemorgan:

ehess:

likemorgan:

KITTY.

honestly morgan, I’m fed up with you copying everything I do on tumblr.  I know you saw the picture of me and my cat…unacceptable. Lyke, I knaw yew want yer tumblarity to go up an’ all but lyke, jockin all muh shit ain’t kewl.

WHOA. HESTER! looks like you wanna fightttt; im down-too bad i didnt get my cat taken away from me.

don’t go there girlfran…that’s a touchy subject :( it might not be able to cuddle with me in bed anymore but it’s only two houses down.. I’m still plotting my b&e to get him back :( VICTORY WILL BE MINE ONCE AGAIN!

cats are yummy to eat.mmmmm.

4 years ago
51 notes
likemorgan:

(via mouthfullofgommy)
cute baby deer
cute baby deer
cute baby deer with his cute little face

cute baby deer
who i will hunt for later holding my beer
why do you run in fright cute little deer?
here have some of my beer.

likemorgan:

(via mouthfullofgommy)

cute baby deer

cute baby deer

cute baby deer with his cute little face

cute baby deer

who i will hunt for later holding my beer

why do you run in fright cute little deer?

here have some of my beer.

2 notes

ehess:

I just noticed that I unintentionally wore snowflake panties the night we have a huge blizzard. Win.

I forgot that I decorated the inside of my car with christmas stuff. Then I realized that I did not decorate the inside of my car. The icicles hanging from the INSIDE of my car were real. Fail.

SNOW SNOW SNOW

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Watch it fall

Watch it cover your rooftops

Watch it cover your streets

Watch it cover your cars

Watch it get you out of school

and…

watch it be a pain in the ass to shovel for hours on end.

4 years ago
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BODY HAIR
What do you think girls?
I personally cannot stand it
Thankfully, asians have been blessed, with less hair
but smaller dicks.
Dear God,
That was NOT a fair trade.
But I guess the Indians got it worse.

BODY HAIR

What do you think girls?

I personally cannot stand it

Thankfully, asians have been blessed, with less hair

but smaller dicks.

Dear God,

That was NOT a fair trade.

But I guess the Indians got it worse.

We Made It

So I got first place at the DECA districts competition.

Its funny because I had no idea what the hell I was doing.

Call me crazy buttttt…what does DECA even stand for?

DECA…cards? shit I just don’t know dawg.

All I know is that I’m gettin out of school, goin to a nice hotel, and hookin up with some nice chicks in my room.

Perfect christmas gift?

I think so.

I walk with shadows.
I love Steak.

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